PEOPLE PLEASER PUFFS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CEREAL - Unisex T-Shirt
599 kr
In stock
Now with 100% less personality. 💗🥣
100% APPROVED BY EVERYONE EXCEPT YOU.
Introducing PEOPLE PLEASER PUFFS™ — the emotionally exhausting breakfast cereal for anyone who's ever apologized for existing, ignored more red flags than a communist parade, or said “no worries” while internally losing their fucking mind.
Crunchy on the outside. Soft on the inside. Just like your boundaries used to be.
Packed with overthinking, questionable decisions, and a generous serving of childhood conditioning. Same trauma. New flavor. 💀
A deliciously unhinged, vintage-inspired statement print from the milajki® SUPERMERCADOH!™ universe, where emotional baggage comes beautifully packaged.
Serving everyone. Except yourself.
Extra RainbOH!w Sparkles. Good Vibes OH!nly. ✨
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is a total must-have. It's high-quality, super comfy, and best of all—eco-friendly.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is certified according to OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 1112055, Centexbel). The product is also PETA-Approved Vegan.
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
100% APPROVED BY EVERYONE EXCEPT YOU.
Introducing PEOPLE PLEASER PUFFS™ — the emotionally exhausting breakfast cereal for anyone who's ever apologized for existing, ignored more red flags than a communist parade, or said “no worries” while internally losing their fucking mind.
Crunchy on the outside. Soft on the inside. Just like your boundaries used to be.
Packed with overthinking, questionable decisions, and a generous serving of childhood conditioning. Same trauma. New flavor. 💀
A deliciously unhinged, vintage-inspired statement print from the milajki® SUPERMERCADOH!™ universe, where emotional baggage comes beautifully packaged.
Serving everyone. Except yourself.
Extra RainbOH!w Sparkles. Good Vibes OH!nly. ✨
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is a total must-have. It's high-quality, super comfy, and best of all—eco-friendly.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is certified according to OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 1112055, Centexbel). The product is also PETA-Approved Vegan.
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 25 ⅝ | 18 ¾ | 8 ¼ |
| S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25.00 | 10 |
| 3XL | 31 ⅞ | 26 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
| 4XL | 32 ⅝ | 28 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| 5XL | 33 ⅛ | 30 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| XS | 65 | 47.5 | 21 |
| S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
| M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
| 2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
| 3XL | 81 | 67.5 | 26 |
| 4XL | 83 | 72.5 | 26 |
| 5XL | 84 | 77.5 | 26 |
