Hat Cap - Mentally Elsewhere - Black

🧢 Mentally Elsewhere – Black Cap

Physically present. Spiritually on a beach in 2017. 🌫️📍
The Mentally Elsewhere cap is for the daydreamers, space cadets, and emotionally exhausted icons who check out—but never stop serving looks. Jet black with embroidered existentialism, it's your go-to for zoning out in style.

Unisex fit for all the beautifully distracted

Adjustable strap = keeps you grounded-ish

Curved brim = shields from reality & awkward eye contact

Embroidered with “I heard you, but didn’t process it” vibes 🛸

Wear it while floating through conversations, dissociating at brunch, or avoiding eye contact in public.

Earth is ghetto. Be right back.

#MentallyElsewhere #DaydreamDraped #LevelUpYourSelfie

Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Dyeing—Vietnam
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh or Vietnam
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• Items in Green Camo release plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

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