Hat Cap - Hot Mess Express - Black

🧢 Hot Mess Express – Black Cap

No brakes. Just vibes. And maybe a breakdown. 😵‍💫🔥
The Hot Mess Express cap is for the beautifully unhinged, emotionally overbooked, and fashionably frazzled icons who somehow still slay through the chaos. Jet black with brutally honest embroidered energy—it’s giving late, loud, and looking cute anyway.

Unisex fit for all glam gremlins & soft disasters

Adjustable strap = holds it together better than you

Curved brim = blocks the panic, serves the look

Embroidered with first-class “IDGAF but make it fashion” energy ✨

Wear it to cry in the club, rage-clean your room, or order iced coffee like everything’s fine.

Messy? Yes. Main character? Also yes.

#HotMessExpress #TrainWreckButCute #LevelUpYourSelfie

Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Dyeing—Vietnam
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh or Vietnam
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• Items in Green Camo release plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

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