(Because Crying on the Floor Was Getting Old)

Hi, magical mess of a human. 🖤
I'm The Wellness Witch — part-time glow-up magician, full-time "what the actual f*ck is happening" survivor.

Let's keep it painfully real:
Not long ago, my life hit a full-blown Disney villain origin story:
✅ Divorce
✅ Bankruptcy
✅ Nervous breakdown
✅ Existential crisis sprinkled with just the right amount of panic attacks for spice

And there I was, face down on the floor, ugly crying into a half-eaten cookie.

✨ But then... ✨
I remembered something:
Witches don't die.
They plot their comeback. 🖤

🚴♀️💞🌪️


🚲 Cardio Was My First Spell

Every damn morning, I dragged my sorry ass onto a stationary bike in my living room.
One hour.
No excuses.
No applause.
No motivational soundtrack telling me I was "crushing it."

Just me, my broken heart, and the stubborn decision to keep moving even when everything inside me begged to stay broken.

Fun fact:
At first, I wasn't "glowing up."
I was just sweating, swearing, and occasionally ugly crying into my sports bra.

🚴♀️💞🌪️


💧 Sweat, Tears, and 30 Kilos of Emotional Baggage

I didn’t just lose weight.
I lost 30 kilos — and with it, years of heartbreak, fear, and other people's bullshit they had dumped on me.

Every drop of sweat was a receipt.
A receipt for every betrayal, every broken dream, every "you're not enough" I had swallowed.

Was it glamorous?
No.
It was sweaty, messy, and most of the time I looked like a soggy raccoon on wheels.

But somewhere between sobbing, pedaling, and swearing at the universe,
✨I found myself again.✨

Stronger.
Lighter.
Wilder.
And ready to burn down anything that didn't serve my highest self.

🚴♀️💞🌪️


🛡️ Birth of the Wellness Witch (And the Glow-Up Armor)

You see, witches don’t wait for a hero.
We become the hero.
(And obviously, we need something badass to wear while doing it.)

So, I started designing my own sportswear.
Not just any sportswear —
Glow-up armor built for sweaty cardio witches, heartbreak survivors, and phoenixes-in-progress.

✨ Clothes that whisper: "You’re unstoppable, bitch" even when you’re crying on a bike. ✨

🚴♀️💞🌪️


🧹 Welcome to The Wellness Witch Blog

If you're here looking for:

  • Perfect meal plans ✖️

  • Toxic positivity ✖️

  • "Just think happy thoughts" ✖️

You're gonna be deeply disappointed. 😂

But if you're into:

  • Real AF glow-up magic 🪄

  • Self-care spells that actually work 🪄

  • Turning your scars into superpowers 🪄

  • Laughing, crying, sweating, and thriving (sometimes all at once) 🪄

Then baby — welcome to the coven. 🖤

🚴♀️💞🌪️


🎙️ PS: Wanna Level Up Your Glow Even Faster?

If you’re vibing with this messy, magical ride —
you'll LOVE my podcast Level Up Your Selfie! 🎙️✨

It’s where we spill the tea, embrace the chaos, laugh through the healing, and turn our lives into magical masterpieces (one slightly unhinged cardio session at a time).
Good vibes only — but don’t mistake that for sugarcoating.

👉 Tune into Level Up Your Selfie here:

Spotify

Podcaster

🚴♀️💞🌪️✨


🛍️ Oh, and one more thing...

If you’re ready to dress like the unstoppable queen you are —
check out my Glow-Up Sportswear Collection made for heartbreak survivors and comeback legends. 💎🛡️

👉 🔗 Peep my Glow-Up Sportswear Collection Here — Built for Sweat, Tears, and Total World Domination.

 


✨ You are the Potion.

You are the Spell.

You are the Freaking Magic. 🪄

Time to ride your destiny, babe. 🚴♀️💞🌪️


🔗 Follow my Cardio Healing Journey on Insta – Warning: May cause unexpected inspiration.

And as always —
Extra rainbow sparkles upon you.
And good vibes only.
 💖

Angelina Mi Lajki

Angelina Mi Lajki

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